Haunted From The Grave

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most.

"When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.

He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.

The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions: Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?

The wife put down her drink and said, "Let the jerk dig. I had him buried upside down."

Rush hour

2 days ago together with my client, we climbed a mountain and monitor thier environmental compliance to Sarangani Bay.
We have a lot of fun!!!
Then as I was working today wearing this low-neckline blouse, I realized how lucky am I to have a twin mountain as well. The gift of nature. hehehehehe
Wanna climb my mountains?
In your dreams.....

Seriously.....
Whenever I feel pressured submitting my report for defense, I will just sleep in my working chair near my bed like shown in the photo above. Mmmm.... sexy posing.
Here I find some topic difficult and was still trying to study and understand it more.
Since I feel tired, I decided to shoot my position and then I was sleeping already.

I was also happy in a way because i am starting to lose my weight. I really pray that before September Im already skinny. Geeez....

maruching

It was an enjoyable and long climbing job I ever have after a year of working as an environmental writer preparing for the IEE of some industrial company here in General Santos City.
Today together with the Project Company Officer and other office staff we climb the mountains where they have planted trees as thier environmental support for General Santos City.

Here are some of my blurred pictures.

Common Mistakes in English

Mistakes we commonly make While Speaking English (Part-1)

English is considered one of the most difficult languages to learn. After all, you have to keep in mind all the exceptions, rules, irregular tenses and other oddities.

Don't abandon hope if you're having trouble. Keep reading our reader-driven, English bloopers series, and before long you'll be an expert!


~ I bought new furnitures for the bedroom.

~ Please bring along the film equipments!

~ Display the datas in a graph.

~ Did you see the deers in the forest?

~ There were many pretty womans at the party!

~ What were the different criterias for joining?

~ I'm interested in misunderstood phenomenas.

The common problem linking these bloopers is using the incorrect plural form of the noun. All of them have 's' added on to the end when it is unnecessary. The correct version would be:

~ I bought new furniture for the bedroom. (Furniture is plural as well as singular.)

~ Please bring along the film equipment! (Equipment is plural as well as singular.)

~ Display the data in a graph. (Datum is singular; data is plural.)

~ Did you see the deer in the forest? (Deer is singular and plural.)

~ There were many pretty women at the party! (Woman is singular; women is plural.)

~ What were the different criteria for joining? (Criterion is singular; criteria is plural.)

~ I'm interested in misunderstood phenomena. (Phenomenon is singular; phenomena is plural.)

Another bloopers

Blooper no 1:

~ Every Sunday, I take headbath.

The correct version should be:

~ Every Sunday, I wash my hair.

Blooper no 2:

~ I sended that parcel.

This is common mistake. English has many irregular verbs in the past tense. Sent is the past form of send.

~ I sent that parcel.

Blooper no 3:

~ I will call you today night.

Just dissecting the word, to-day, shows the origin. It means during the day. Therefore, you should use to-night.

~ I will call you tonight

Blooper no 4:

~ Can I have your name?

~ Can I go to the toilet?

~ Can I hold your hand?

This is one of the most common misuses of a word in the English language. Of course you *can* have someone's name, just as easily as you *can* go the toilet or hold someone's hand. Can means whether or not you are able to do it. May means whether or not you have permission to do it.

~ May I have your name?

~ May I go to the toilet?

~ May I hold your hand?


Lovielly, a 29-year-old Enviromental Writer and Preschool Teacher, says that many people make mistakes with irregular nouns, especially when changing them into plural form.

Boat on the river

WHY DO I GO CRAZY EVERYTIME I THINK OF YOU BABY?

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Trying to be fab

Positive attitude

(In a certain portion of my life I wanna do this: DELETING )
I dont know if I have loved so selflessly or I have been loving the other way.
I have been so sensitive and demanding. Many times I told my self to give him
freedom from me.
I am only hurting him. I dont think he deserves me. I have always been asking too
much. Too much that he had a hard time to give. If loving him is hurting
him, I dont want to love anymore.
If I have been making him so sad, then I detest the day I meet him.
If I have been making him crazy, then I wanna kill my self.
I should have not loved someone younger than me.
I dont like my heart anymore.
I wanna tear it and put it in a garbage can.


HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE :

1 . Open a new file in your PC .

2. Name it "My Heart"

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4 . Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Your Heart permanently? "

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

7 . Feel better?
HAVE A NICE DAY AND FROM NOW ON LIVE WITH OUT YOUR HEART

The Beauty of Betty Boop

The beauty of Betty Boop
Is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries,
Or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of Betty Boop
Must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.

The beauty of Betty Boop
Is not in a facial mole,
Butthe true beauty Betty Boop
Is reflected in her soul.

It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows,
The beauty of Betty Boop
With passing years-only grows.

Lucky is man who is the first love of Betty Boop,
but luckier is the Betty Boop who is the last love of Spiderdad (hopefully!)

Strength

It is how I overcome my burden that measures my strength.

Im back

After days of work I am back with a happy heart.
The work was quite tiring but I was very happy and inspired.
I was not able to chat with my bebek but I really know how much he loves me that is why I am secured and happy.

I came from another world. The underwater world!
Though I have only dived at 10 feet deep, Im still contented. Im not a professional diver but the photos and video footages that was given to me were enough already to be satisfied underworld.

When we finished documenting, I was so excited going home and tell my bebek the story about my adventure in Glan and Tamble Sarangani Bay.

And true, my spiderdad was really there waiting!!!!!
Im soo soooo happy... The man I love was waiting for me... hehehehehe (I am so flirtyyy...)


If there is omne thing I really wished for to complete my happiness.... that is to tighten my tummyyyy...

It is hard to diet..... but whenever im checking my body and find out that something is really changing.... I feel better.

I wanna be super sexy like Beyonce!!! Ewwww!!!! My friends would really laughed at me.... I am so obseessed to lost weight now.... What do you think, ha? he-he-heh!!!

Being confident

Being confident and positve will make you a well-rounded individual.
Look at me today.
I am happy
so I look refreshing....
I would like to be this invigorating.
It will help you shine in everything you do.
So being inlove makes you confident and happy.
And so being inlove keeps your heart smiling all day.

When inlove

You feel sexy when you are inlove!

My mood swings

When feeling flirty and hungry










When satisfied and feeling easy









When feeling happy and so jolly







ooopppssss but when feeling bored and angry....
You better signed off.
Catwoman will eat you like a wolf.






( Nonsense! Har har har)

Andy Garcia's Killer kisses

I wish that somebody I love would kiss me the way Andy G. kisses her woman!
I have been watching that kissing scene many times and I am still overwhelmed by it. And look at the way my one great love hugs her woman here!!! Very sensual and mmmmm..... he's gorgeous!!!
If only I was the woman?
Ayyyyy..... I will be chilling to death.....
A happy happy death.
Huh!!! I was wondering what is happening to me now?

Well, today I am very happy.
I am back to my natural self.
Confident
Loving
Selfless (ehermmm)
and
Romantic.
(knock! Knock! Am I okey? geezzz...)

I am your moon Andy!!!

I will shine on you in the darkest hour of your life, Andy.
The moon is me!!!!!

How loveable my Andy could be!
He is everything for me.
Everything I could wish for in this universe.
Arrrghhh I am dreaming again....
Sign of aging? Nyahah...

She is a woman

Sensitive
Changeable mind
Curious
Inquisitive
Immature
Childish
Loving
Sharing
Joyfull
Carefree
but....
but....
When hurt
she will write
When sad she will cry
When alone she will reach out
because happiness is a decision
And she decided to be happy to share love to people who needs her
People who loves her
and even to the those that let her down
She will always rise...
and will try to survive
against all obstacle
against all odds
you know why?
because she is a woman.

Happy Woman's month day !!!
(self-declared hehehehe)

I accept

Today I was not given the chance to see him. It is really sad to spend a day without him. I know many times he told me not to be sad but gezz.... what can I do? I am sad today. But. but. I believed him it just that I am lonely. I heared this song and decided to published it here along with my emotions I felt for this day. So much ado about my feelings. The song by my favorite filipino band Side A will tell it all. Poilah!!

Side A -11- I Acce...

Remember the times when we said
Our love would never end
I do, I still love you
My love is true, only for you
And now, I never thought it would be
You're love would all disappear for me
Am to blame
All that I know, there's so much pain

I just have to accept your goodbyes
I just have to accept even though my heart cries
I accept, when you said to me
That our loves not meant to be
Guess from now on
All I can do is accept

You gave me those sweet memories
Times when it's still you and me
Each day, I'm holding you near
All of our dreams, all seems so clear
And now, all those dreams are all gone
Now that it's all said done
It's true, that our love is through
Now I'm alone
Guess I'm alone

You said I'll be forever
No more goodbyes, ever, never
Now that you're gone
I'll have to go on

He is ready

He was ready to marry me!
Now it was me who is scared.
I dont know why.
Despite of my eagerness to live my life with him until we grow old
I still feel something inside me in which at this point of time is undescribable.
I feel so excited living a life with him in a new different world.
Different people
Different culture
Different language
and everything.

We have talked about this last night. Asking me what I want and he on the other hand was telling me what he wants.
What a wonderful conversation.
I was so happy that somehow I really feel how strong his love for me.

As a woman, I am very proud of him
He shown me how it is to be loved
That he would rather feel the pain
And showered me with all his care and attention

I have seen his effort
Many many times of uplifting me and making me a better person
with him I am mentally and emotionally growing
We may have many diffrences but I honestly feel peaceful with him

I learned from him that life is so simple.
The more you worry about something, the more likely it is that will haunt you. And when you worry less about something, the less it becomes of a problem.

He talks like a king.
So sure of what he is talking.
He was so strong yet a gentle and loving husband to be.
He was also very eager to become the father of my children.
Children, that are plenty.
I am scared that may destroy my curvy licious body, har har.

We just realized that we are incridibly comfortable with each other.
Neither of us had to put our best foot forward.
It is like slipping into a new pair of jeans that feel old.
It just felt like this guy worn me before. These are mine.

With him I also feel more confortable.
we just figure out who we were in just a short time and we knew what to give to the other.

I love you

My spiderman,

Where ever you are right now, please believed me when I say I love you so dearly.
Dont mind my unreasonable jealousy.
Somehow I thank you for always making an effort to assured me of your love.
I am so lucky I have you.
My god..... are you real?